she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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