Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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