Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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