Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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