Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Randomize
