somebody snuck up and got me drunk
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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