Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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