Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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