Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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