ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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