Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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