My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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