Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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