You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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