You can't motorboat a personality
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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