Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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