There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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