if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
COCAINE IS GR8
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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