I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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