is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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