Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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