If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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