i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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