This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
