do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I had to cum in my sink.
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