love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Im part way to drunk.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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