can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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