"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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