Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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