We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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