In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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