Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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