As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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