wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
