Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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