walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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