he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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