At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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