It's Friday. Sex?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i out mim tonsoeep
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