pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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