Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Who did Billy Mays play for?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
