her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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