Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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