Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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