My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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