I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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