we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My balls are so social today.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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