i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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