i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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