Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I love you.
Bad choice
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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