i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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