lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
