Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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