girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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